Brunch + Thoughts From Bed

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I dislike hollandaise sauce, but I love the idea of eggs benedict particularly for Sunday brunch. I am, however, English muffinless with no smoked salmon to be found in my fridge and lord knows I’m not going out in this NYC rain to shop. In my freezer I found one last wild salmon filet to defrost in cold water. You can also use canned wild salmon or smoked salmon, which I’ll be jelly if you do have it on reserve in your home ‘cause a hint of smoke in this would be the flavor boom. With a bunch of spinach to use before I leave for South Carolina next Saturday, this solo Sunday brunch was brought together.  

This meal was made with a few things in mind and here they are in no particular order, I think, although they may have some order because it’s all been on the brain. These thoughts happened at around 9am while I had coffee in bed.

  1. I think I’m getting hungry

  2. Am I hungry or do I need water?

  3. How can I use that yogurt that’s been lonely on the top shelf of my fridge?

  4. Do I have capers and dijon mustard?

  5. I think I have capers and dijon

  6. Maybe if I combine yogurt, dijon, capers and olive oil I can make a faux hollandaise, at least in color, and infuse it with some briny love?

  7. Smoked paprika could give this plate the pop I’m missing by not having smoked salmon

  8. Why am I single?

  9. How could I have gained 8 lbs while doing health work this year?

  10. 8 lbs of happiness and, well, truffles?

  11. 2pm wine? 7pm wine? There’s been a lot of wine …

  12. I’d totally wanna wake up next to me for more than my cooking ability and rack

  13. Maybe I was ovulating when I was weighed last week?

  14. Well, curves are in

  15. I’d prefer to wake up alone, eat alone, think alone, be alone then wake up next to the wrong person anymore

  16. I dislike online dating

  17. Why do men show up to first dates with stains on their shirts?

  18. Should I get on my exercise bike before or after I eat?

  19. Romance isn’t dead as long as I don’t believe it’s so

  20. Be patient

  21. I think I’ll lay in bed and watch Moana today

  22. Maybe I’ll skip the bike all together

  23. This 8 lbs is suddenly making sense

  24. I should start trying on my bathing suits for S.C.

  25. I had to have been ovulating, that’s like 3 lbs and some salt, right?

  26. This brunch will have a lot of salt

  27. It’s definitely the salt

  28. Let it all go, cook your ass off and heart out, you're more than enough

For all of my hungry, hilarious, possibly emotionally starved, overthinking single girls - this is for you. 

XO

PS: the bathing suits all looked on point even pale, can't wait to tan this extra 8 lbs. of flesh! 

Supplies

  • Some form of salmon: smoked/lox, canned and drained, a fresh filet you’re gonna steam out for 10 minutes and flake

  • A heap of spinach and any other veggies you may have on hand, if you like, I had half a zucchini on its way out

  • 1 6 oz container of yogurt

  • 1 T.good olive oil

  • 1 T. dijon mustard

  • 2 T. capers

  • 1/2 tsp. turmeric for an added yellow blast

  • 1 tsp. smoked paprika that you can either toss with your canned or fresh salmon OR you can mix it in your faux hollandaise

  • Plate greens and any extra bits of vegetables

  • Place salmon on top

  • Poach your egg using this method

  • Mix yogurt, olive oil, dijon, capers and spices in a bowl

  • Place egg on top of greens and salmon

  • Spoon with faux-hollandaise